Tin Foil Hats Are Sexy: Barack Obama prepares for UFO arrival, open alien contact

From All News Web:

a_blackberryBarack Obama is in almost daily contact with SETI and is communicating with the aliens directly.

The aliens indirectly contributed to the development of internet search engines and they are in limited contact with Google through SETI. They are able to access the internet currently and their involvement in search engine research is for the purpose of allowing them to understand as much about earth as possible prior to their next arrival.

Awesome. Not only is Barack Obama in constant contact with them but they both contribute and learn from the Internet.

Just keep that in mind whenever you spread a meme: cultural emissaries from several light years away will be basing every picture of a cat as what it means to be human.

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