Uncovered: The Plot Against Lucky the Leprechaun

Do you remember, friend, that magical time back when the internet was entirely porn, plagiarized term papers, and totally useless bullshit?  Oh how I miss it.  (I would seriously subscribe to a 1996 version of the internet if someone would roll that out.  It’d be what, 500 megs total?)

Topher’s Breakfast Cereal Character Guide is keeping that flame alive, serving as a vital repository for such ephemera as the tale of how General Mills once tried to put the hit out on Lucky the Leprechaun, esteemed pitchman for that barely-a-cereal Lucky Charms:

General Mills attempted to replace L. C. Leprechaun in the mid-1970’s. Waldo the Wizard, a man in a green wizard’s cap and gown (and black sneakers on his feet), appeared on boxes in 1975. “Ibbledebibble delicicious”. Waldo was created by Alan Snedeker, and designed by Phil Mendez. It was a test to find a replacement for the leprechaun. Officially, Waldo proved to be less popular than “Lucky” and magically disappeared from boxes one year later.

For a whole year Lucky the Leprechaun was out of the public eye, probably chained to some radiator in the General Mills HQ being interrogated as to the whereabouts of various marshmallow precious stones.  Can you imagine what this universe would be like if those nefarious plans went through?  I’m no quantum physicist and I’ve never seen The Butterfly Effect but here goes: no more puffins, laser guided herpes and President Christian Slater.

Other mind-blowing secrets from the land of cereal advocacy:

If whatever you are doing has any utility whatsoever, stop it and blow two hours reading about cereal mascots.  It’s the only humane thing to do.

Image from the equally indispensable Cereal Bits Cereal Box Archive.

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