Yeah yeah, white spots over Manhattan, let’s all get loopy and waste my damn time. If that’s all the show-stopping “save yourselves before it’s too late” power the ETs can muster, I’ll wait around for the Vulcans to come snooping around.
Seriously. Why can’t it ever be like it is for Nic Cage?
If anyone needs me I’ll be in the basement making a warp drive out of an Arduino, a whippet and a female condom.