1. Play Katamari On Any Webpage

    Here’s me, making a dung ball of Wikipedia.

    Yes friends, the future we’ve been wanting is trickling in. Can’t guild the lily on this one so I’m just going to tell you how to get to the awesome.

    Using any HTML5-ready browser (I used the latest Safari but I imagine Chrome would work too, maybe Firefox 4) navigate to a page you want to roll up into a giant ball and then open a separate tab and navigate to here for instructions:


    When they say Address Bar, they mean the part where you put in the URL.

    Right mouse clicks guide the ever increasing ball and you need to click a lot. Be warned, though, that eventually the music kicks in.

  2. America is Not Broke: Michael Moore vs the Forbes 400

    Michael Moore hits on some salient points regarding whether or not we should screw the working class to eke out some money to fill budget gaps. In short, he’s against it. Watch the whole thing, though. It’s better than whatever else you could spend a half hour watching on E! or whatever.

    Moore was also kind enough to post the text of his speech on his site, if you’re in a hurry.

    What resonated with me was the statistic Moore cites about 400 Americans having more wealth than 50% of the rest of the country. Just so you don’t have to do that math, that’s .000001% versus 50%.

    If you’re into analogies, that’s one guy getting half the pizza, and 50,000,000 people splitting the rest.

    And it’s not like this is secret knowledge. These 400 people aren’t hiding underground in caverns filled with jewels and gold coins, drinking platinum smoothies. No, they are the mediocre gods we’ve made for ourselves and there are plenty of magazines all about how much we want to be them.We hear a lot about how great they are.

    Forbes, for interest. If you want to know exactly who those 400 are, how old they are, where they live, and get a hint at the source of most/some of their wealth, Forbes publishes a neat little list right here. It’s even got pictures so if you see them, you can ask them “Hey, why do you have more money than the cumulative worth of every one of my ancestors?”

    Good luck catching them on the street.

    The part we don’t talk about is this: their wealth comes from the difference between what we spend and what something is worth added to the difference between how much our labor is worth and what we get paid for it. By virtue of owning the right to take in profits and then distribute them back out to the little people, they get to keep whatever amount they want. And that amount (see the percentages above) is a very, very large amount.

    Not very hard math, just depressing. Now how about a raise, eh?

  3. Alternative 3: Lost SciFi Fake Documentary Gem

    In 1977 the Anglica Network canceled a weekly science program utilitarianly called Science Report. The series presented topical science coverage in a familiar format to those who have seen educational programs of the 1970’s (or parody Look Around You). Knowing the last episode would debut April 1, the production crew went out with a bang rather than a whimper.

    Using the same format and host, the program presented a fantastic tale of conspiracies, shadow governments, kidnapped scientists, secret space colonies, and eminent ecological apocalypse. If that sounds familiar, its because Roland Emmerich and others have ripped this off numerous times however Science Report does this masterfully. It even has a soundtrack by Brian Eno!

    If you enjoyed this you may like Get Your Secret Space Colony Fix in SciFi Video Form.