Found at a posh supermarket near my apartment in northside Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Hope I don’t wake up at a Foxconn plant after sipping this.
If the Yeti was going to step out of seclusion and make a little coin endorsing some hooch, it’d likely be chhaang. It’s a mountain-man good times and ceremonies kind of beverage from the Himalayas and one of the mighty drinks to claim the title Nectar of the Gods. Even the recipe is kind of mystical, yet casual, basically amounting to showing off some rice and then letting it hang out and think deep thoughts in a bottle. Via Momo Tours: 1. Cook 5 kgs. Rice 2. Spread cooked rice on large sheet 3. Take off clothing and roll around on it 4. Wait till rice becomes room temp 5. Take 3 pieces of tibbo yeast and crush 6. Spread evenly on the rice 7. Close up cloth, make into bundle, and keep covered with blanket, to keep warm 8. 24 hrs. Later wake up and smell the godly whiff […]
While we here at TITLE are some of the fanciest sons of bitches you’re liable to come across–Mr. Veer even spent some time in Dandy Jail–we’re not ones to act all snobby when it comes to the frosty ones. Quite often around the ol’ HQ, you’ll find our typing accompanied by intermittent sips from a can of Schlitz. And no, I didn’t get paid for saying that. That stuff is cheap, man! Schlitz would have to be my favorite of the retro beer brands that have been relaunched as of late, notably because of its genuine historical importance. At one time, Schlitz was the biggest brewery in the world, selling 1 million barrels of beer in 1902. Schlitz also claims to have introduced the brown glass bottle, the tall-boy and the pop-top can, referred to in the mildly frightening advertisement above. Throughout much of the previous century, Schlitz was a […]
Alright, I knew what I was getting into, not going to pretend I didn’t. Obama’s a politician and you don’t get further than your front door in politics if you don’t have a healthy dose of the Zelig in you. Some of the backslapper, the faux everyman, the telegenic blank slate that talks pretty and says little. But c’mon… CBS says that for his cop and proffessor ‘hey let’s talk about racial profiling bay-bee’ beer session Obama’s choosing Bud Light. This is intolerable. Are they playing beer pong? Is that why he’s going for watery domestic? I don’t know about you, but I like my elected representatives to be smarter than me, with better taste. I remain too indignant to say anything useful about the Fourth Amendment or the numerous descendents of Niall.